Well, it’s safe to say that if I didn’t have body issues before, I most certainly do now. Holy effing hell, how are those Lara Stone’s real boobs? Also, I’m now officially a lesbian.

Here’s a look at the 2012 Pirelli Calendar, featuring Lara Stone, Kate Moss, Joan Smalls and many more super bodies butt naked, shot by Mario Sorrenti. Sorry in advance for making any readers feel crappy about being a normal human being, don’t worry, I feel the same way.

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